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A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)


A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon

Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.

Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?

Time Traveler: No, that was a description of my church’s praise band performance last week…

 
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Posted by on February 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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