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This……..is Vatican Idol (Humor)


This........is Vatican Idol (Humor)

 
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Posted by on March 4, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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How Do You Like Your Eggs? (Humor)


Three friends of different theological persuasions were having breakfast. The Open Theist ordered scrambled eggs, the Calvinist ordered hard-boiled eggs, and the semi-Pelagian ordered fried eggs and insisted he help cook them…

 
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Posted by on April 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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What Is Worship (Opinion)


Bill: Hey Hillary, isn’t it cool that we can hear all of our favorite rock & roll songs played in church each Sunday?

Hillary: Yeah but is that really worship?

Bill: It depends on what the definition of ” is ” is…

Opinion——  Is worship about our enjoyment? Or to the contrary, is it about what pleases and honors God?

 

 
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Posted by on February 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Fresh Ideas Wanted (Plea for Help)


As the content administrator here at Truthinator’s Blog, I asked our chief creative consultant to come up with some fresh ideas for humor & satire content… Sometimes, it’s a zoo around here…

OK folks, this is your chance. Please comment if you have an idea for some content and I will follow up with you. You never know, you might just take the place of our creative consultant…

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Prairie Protestantism (Humor)


Dean:  I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That  gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…

Ricky:  Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.

John:  Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…

 
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Posted by on February 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Theological Talking Scales (Absurd Humor)


Roman Catholic talking scales: “For an Indulgence of $50, your weight gain will be absolved…”

Lutheran talking scales: “There are at least 95 things you should not have eaten this week…”

Southern Baptist talking scales: “Raise your hand if you know deep down in your heart that you should not have eaten those pop-tarts this week and if you really mean it, you will be saved from weight gain…”

Freewill Baptist talking scales: “Last week you gained weight and this week you lost it again…”

Reformed Baptist talking scales: “Our scales were calibrated in AD70 and if your weight is not what you expected, it is because you have been listening to those heathen Dispensationalists again…”

Dispensational talking scales: “Don’t get left behind, believe that you can lose that weight and it will suddenly disappear from your thighs in the twinkling of an eye…”

Word Faith talking scales: “Claim that weight loss in the name of GEE-Zus and you will be slain in the GLO-ry. Now don’t forget to plant your seed money for next week…”

Emergent talking scales: “Numbers are so confusing. We’re not sure exactly what your current weight is but be assured that all weights are acceptable before Him or Her, if there is a God at all. Let’s have a conversation about your weight after the praise band cranks out a few secular songs at 120 decibels…”

Seeker talking scales: “Just buy my book in the lobby and follow these 4 steps to finding your purpose. Your weight will be your best weight now…”

 
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Posted by on October 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Supralapsarian & Son (Humor)


You big dummy, just because God knew about man’s impending fall does not make Him responsible for it. I ‘ve told you about watching those TV preachers with your Aunt Esther…

 
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Posted by on September 2, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Western Minister’s Confession (Humor)


Ricky singing:  ♫ Jesus is my friend, yeah Jesus is a cool dude, yes Jesus is my homeboy ♪ ♫

John: Is that what you folks sing over to that Tumbleweed Community Church, Pilgrim?

Ricky: Yes, what are you, a pharisee or something…?

John singing: ♪ Rock of ages, cleft for me. Let me hide myself in Thee. Let the water and the blood, from Thy wounded side that flowed. Be of sin the double cure, cleanse from wrath and make me pure.

Ricky: Double cure…what’s that?

John: Just as I suspected… You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, young man.

 
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Posted by on August 31, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Higher Criticism


“You are balding, you don’t speak well in public, you’re not very charismatic, and your taste in ties leaves something to be desired…”

John was especially gifted at ‘higher criticism’…

 
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Posted by on August 20, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Front Porch Theology (Humor)


Dean:  That cow poke in the bar called me a saboteur so I spit rock gut in his eye.

Ricky:  Cool off, Dean. What he called you is a Sabellian.

John:  Also known as Modalism…a heresy found in pentacostal circles. They believe God moves from one person to the next but does not exist simultaneously as Father, Son, and Spirit.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I’m a Wesleyan Arminian…

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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