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How Do You Like Your Eggs? (Humor)


Three friends of different theological persuasions were having breakfast. The Open Theist ordered scrambled eggs, the Calvinist ordered hard-boiled eggs, and the semi-Pelagian ordered fried eggs and insisted he help cook them…

 
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Posted by on April 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Prairie Protestantism (Humor)


Dean:  I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That  gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…

Ricky:  Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.

John:  Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…

 
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Posted by on February 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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