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Differing Perspectives (Humor)


 

Q: What does the Reformed Presbyterian pastor see? A: A blind man with a helping dog.

Q: What does the Evangelical Free Church pastor see? A: A blind man with a helping dog.

Q: What does the Southern Baptist pastor see?  A: Two visitors to be counted for attendance, and if we can get them to raise their hands, two new members!

 
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Posted by on August 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Proof There are No Southern Baptists in Heaven (Humor)


” As your pastor, I must report that I fear there may not be any Southern Baptists in Heaven. In Rev 7, John sees a multitude standing before the Lamb that no one could count; therefore, since Southern Baptists can and will count anything that moves and record it as attendance, I have to submit that there may not be any Southern Baptists in Heaven…”

 
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Posted by on April 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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