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The Handwriting Is On The Wall (Humorous Commentary)


The Handwriting Is On The Wall (Humorous Commentary)

 
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Posted by on April 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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This……..is Vatican Idol (Humor)


This........is Vatican Idol (Humor)

 
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Posted by on March 4, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Roman Catholic Mystics Say the Darndest Things (Satire)


 

Roman Catholic Mystics Say The Darndest Things:

“Today I personally believe that while Jesus came to open the door to God’s house, all human beings can walk through that door, whether they know about Jesus or not. Today I see it as my call to help every person claim his or her own way to God.” (Henri Nouwen Sabbatical Journey, page 51, 1998 Hardcover Edition)

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Welcome to the Consumer-Driven American Church (Satire)


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll have a half reformed protestant, somewhat mystical Roman Catholic, partially pragmatic, culturally relevant, post-evangelical latte…

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Theological Talking Scales (Absurd Humor Replay)


Roman Catholic talking scales: “For an Indulgence of $50, your weight gain will be absolved…”

Lutheran talking scales: ”There are at least 95 things you should not have eaten this week…”

Southern Baptist talking scales: “Raise your hand if you know deep down in your heart that you should not have eaten those pop-tarts this week and if you really mean it, you will be saved from weight gain…”

Freewill Baptist talking scales: “Last week you gained weight and this week you lost it again…”

Reformed Baptist talking scales: “Our scales were calibrated in AD70 and if your weight is not what you expected, it is because you have been listening to those heathen Dispensationalists again…”

Dispensational talking scales: “Don’t get left behind, believe that you can lose that weight and it will suddenly disappear from your thighs in the twinkling of an eye…”

Word Faith talking scales: “Claim that weight loss in the name of GEE-Zus and you will be slain in the GLO-ry. Now don’t forget to plant your seed money for next week…”

Emergent talking scales: “Numbers are so confusing. We’re not sure exactly what your current weight is but be assured that all weights are acceptable before Him or Her, if there is a God at all. Let’s have a conversation about your weight after the praise band cranks out a few secular songs at 120 decibels…”

Seeker talking scales: “Just buy my book in the lobby and follow these 4 steps to finding your purpose. Your weight will be your best weight now…”

 
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Posted by on January 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Tel-Lectio Divina (Humor)


We pray you will contemplate using Tel-Lectio Divina Communications the next time you want a new revelation from God. Just meditate on the possibilities! The next time someone tries to fence you in with truth from the Bible, just dial direct for a new & different interpretation that will match your own flesh’s desires. Tel-Lectio Divina Communications is a favorite of Roman Catholic mystics, evangelical protholics, and Emergents alike. Afterall, all roads lead to God…whomever he or she might be! Tel-Lectio Divina is recommended by Popes John Paul II, Benedick, Warren, McLaren, and the list goes on.

Sold in RC monasteries & Emergent Church coffee houses throughout the world. You will also find us located beside the Beltone hearing aid desk in the lobby of most American churches. Dial 666 to get an outside line and proudly proclaim “Dei Verbum” to all of your post-modern friends…

 
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Posted by on January 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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American Nero (Satire)


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Nero watches 3D movies & listens to secular music in Emergent Churches across the country as America burns to reunite with Rome…

 
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Posted by on January 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Theological Talking Scales (Absurd Humor)


Roman Catholic talking scales: “For an Indulgence of $50, your weight gain will be absolved…”

Lutheran talking scales: “There are at least 95 things you should not have eaten this week…”

Southern Baptist talking scales: “Raise your hand if you know deep down in your heart that you should not have eaten those pop-tarts this week and if you really mean it, you will be saved from weight gain…”

Freewill Baptist talking scales: “Last week you gained weight and this week you lost it again…”

Reformed Baptist talking scales: “Our scales were calibrated in AD70 and if your weight is not what you expected, it is because you have been listening to those heathen Dispensationalists again…”

Dispensational talking scales: “Don’t get left behind, believe that you can lose that weight and it will suddenly disappear from your thighs in the twinkling of an eye…”

Word Faith talking scales: “Claim that weight loss in the name of GEE-Zus and you will be slain in the GLO-ry. Now don’t forget to plant your seed money for next week…”

Emergent talking scales: “Numbers are so confusing. We’re not sure exactly what your current weight is but be assured that all weights are acceptable before Him or Her, if there is a God at all. Let’s have a conversation about your weight after the praise band cranks out a few secular songs at 120 decibels…”

Seeker talking scales: “Just buy my book in the lobby and follow these 4 steps to finding your purpose. Your weight will be your best weight now…”

 
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Posted by on October 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Meet the Franciscans (satire)


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Meet the Franciscans… I hope they get off the long & winding road and magical mystery tour of catholicism and find the Romans Road to repentence and salvation!

Thanks to www.calvinisticcartoons.blogspot.com for the image. Caption by the Truthinator.
 
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Posted by on September 18, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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