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Hey Mr. P&W Man (Sing-Along Humor)


MrP&Wman

 

[Sung to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man]

Hey Mr. P&W Man, play a hymn for me…in your jingle jangle music there’s no theology.

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Posted by on January 6, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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King of Rock & Roll (Humor)


 
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Posted by on September 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Our Church Changed to Contemporary Worship (Humor)


Our church switched to contemporary worship…

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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A Quiet Place (Satire)


” Hmm, I wonder which pedal I should use for playing ‘A Quiet Place’…”

If Jesus is Softly and Tenderly Calling, no one would be able to hear him these days…

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Bill & Rick’s Excellent Adventure (Humor)


Bill Hybels: Rick dude, let’s build mega churches by down-playing God’s word and replacing it with happy-speak, drama, rock & roll music, and other types of entertainment.

Rick Warren: Most excellent, Bill dude, most excellent indeed…

 
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Posted by on March 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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What Is Worship (Opinion)


Bill: Hey Hillary, isn’t it cool that we can hear all of our favorite rock & roll songs played in church each Sunday?

Hillary: Yeah but is that really worship?

Bill: It depends on what the definition of ” is ” is…

Opinion——  Is worship about our enjoyment? Or to the contrary, is it about what pleases and honors God?

 

 
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Posted by on February 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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A Time Traveler Talks With Spurgeon (Humor)


A Time Traveler Talks With Spurgeon

Traveler: Chuck, I saw smoke billowing, blood spewing, fire blazing, lighting flashing, bodies writhing, and heard ear-splitting crashes like thunder.

Spurgeon: End times?

Traveler: Nah, that was the praise band at our church…

 
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Posted by on August 4, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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