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Dispensational Dan (Humor)


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: ' Smoke on the water, fire in the sky...' Dispensational Dan readies a new song for his Emergent church service...

 
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Posted by on March 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Come Back to the Future… (Humor)


 

Marty:  But Doc, the leader of my Beer & Bible small group says that the book of the Revelation was mostly fulfilled in AD70, Israel is done. I’m a Preterist.

Doc Brown: Marty, I’ve warned you about the YR&R folks. Have you read Romans 11? You need to come back to the future…

 
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Posted by on January 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Alpaca Lips Now! (Silly Humor)


Alpaca Lips Now!

This is a little silly humor aimed at you prophecy buffs! I saw something like this posted somewhere a while back and I cannot remember to whom credit is due.

 
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Posted by on December 6, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Emergent Exposition (Humor & Satire)


Ted:  Dude, in Revelation there is this Greek word called Apollyon, and that sounds like “party on”… so PARTY ON, Dude!

Bill:  Excellent…

 
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Posted by on August 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Granny was a Straight Shooter (Humor)


Granny:  Alright, Mr. Reformed Preacher Man, now that I’ve loaded my six-shooter with pork rinds and rock salt, you go ahead and tell me about how the book of Revelation is mostly allegorical…

 
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Posted by on June 22, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Inconvenient Literal Reality (Humor)


Umpire:  Strike 3!

Batter:  But Mr. Ump, I am reformed and I see the strike zone as being more symbolic than literal.

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Porky the Reformed Theologian (Humor)


The book of Revelation is allego, uh uh allego, uh uh allego, uh uh… deeply symbolic.

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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An Interview with a Preterist Vampire (Humor)


 

Apprentice:  Pardon me but which parts of Revelation do you think have already occurred? 

Preterist Vampire:  The parts I do not understand, of course…

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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The Danger of Dispensationalism (Humor)


Dispensationalists get no respect in the blog world. What’s wrong with a little literal interpretation now & then, huh? One day I was walkin’ down the street and this guy asks me about hermeneutics. I say, “I don’t know no Herman from Utica. That’s upstate NY, I live in Jersey…”

 
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Posted by on June 5, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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The Barney Code (Satire)


Andy, I discovered a mathematical code in the Bible that reveals when Judgment Day will occur. First you take the one bullet I have in my pocket and add that to the number of potholes down on Old Gopher Gulch Road then you multiply that by the number of Apostles divided by the 30 pieces of silver and there you have it…  Next Tuesday!

 
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Posted by on May 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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