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P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”
Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”
Middle-aged Reformed Man: Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.
Young, Restless, & Reformed Man: Who?
MRM: That’s right, Who.
YR&RM: No, who is doing the contemporary worship?
MRM: Yes, Who.
YR&RM: I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?
MRM: No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…
Concerned member: ”Pastor Cole, you can call for a pipe or call for a bowl but the next time we need a new praise band, please don’t call for the fiddlers three…”
P&W Leader: (Laughing) Ok Church, everyone take out a Hymnal.
Other Guitarist (Laughing) That’s a good one, Frank…
Please Mr. Culture-savvy Praise & Worship leader, can we please do a straight hymn that hasn’t been ruined by a mash up with a contemporary praise tune?