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That’s Funny (Humor)


That's Funny (Humor)

 
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Posted by on July 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Now We’re Relevant (Satire)


Now We're Relevant (Satire)

 
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Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Too Close (Satire)


Too Close  (Satire)

 
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Posted by on April 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)


Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

 
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Posted by on January 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Who is Performing the Contemporary Worship? (Humor)


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Middle-aged Reformed Man:  Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.

Young, Restless, & Reformed Man:  Who?

MRM:  That’s right, Who.

YR&RM:  No, who is doing the contemporary worship?

MRM:  Yes, Who.

YR&RM:  I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?

MRM:  No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…

 
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Posted by on December 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Eyes Have It (Humor)


 

Concerned member: ”Pastor Cole, you can call for a pipe or call for a bowl but the next time we need a new praise band, please don’t call for the fiddlers three…”

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Fire & Brimstone (Humor)


 
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Posted by on November 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw (Humor)


 

P&W Leader: (Laughing) Ok Church, everyone take out a Hymnal.

Other Guitarist (Laughing) That’s a good one, Frank…

 
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Posted by on November 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Begging for Bread (Humor)


Please Mr. Culture-savvy Praise & Worship leader, can we please do a straight hymn that hasn’t been ruined by a mash up with a contemporary praise tune?

 
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Posted by on October 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Gift of Contemporary P&W (Humor)


 
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Posted by on September 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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