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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)


Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

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Posted by on January 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Who is Performing the Contemporary Worship? (Humor)


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Middle-aged Reformed Man:  Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.

Young, Restless, & Reformed Man:  Who?

MRM:  That’s right, Who.

YR&RM:  No, who is doing the contemporary worship?

MRM:  Yes, Who.

YR&RM:  I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?

MRM:  No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…

 
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Posted by on December 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw (Humor)


 

P&W Leader: (Laughing) Ok Church, everyone take out a Hymnal.

Other Guitarist (Laughing) That’s a good one, Frank…

 
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Posted by on November 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Things Have Certainly Changed (Humor)


1960s Worship Leader thinking to himself: “I wonder if I should go with Fannie Crosby,     Martin Luther, or John Newton for the music for Sunday’s service?”

2010s Worship Leader thinking to himself: “I wonder if I should go with AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, or Black Sabbath for the music for Sunday’s service?”

 
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Posted by on August 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Our Church Changed to Contemporary Worship (Humor)


Our church switched to contemporary worship…

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Emergent Church Discipline (Satire)


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“We are the church discipline committee here at Elevation Station Emergent Church & we understand you weren’t raising your hands in praise while the band did their ZZ Top medley…”

 
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Posted by on May 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Contemporary Remake of Hymns (Satire)


 Come on, Fred. The contemporary music in church this morning wasn’t that bad…

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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