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Hank: Did you boys hear all of that racket & commotion this morning at church? It was like a bomb went off on the stage, I tell you what…
Dale: Hank, that is what we contemporary worshippers call praise &
Bill: I kind of liked it when the guitar player set his guitar on fire while he played the solo to In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.
Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, that ol’ boy, he played that, boom! …that wuz good stuff.
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I don’t know, Dawg, that was a little pitchy. And going with a secular song about lascivious living in God’s house on Sunday morning…no, dawg, that wasn’t good. For me, Dawg, I think you need to repent…
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Emergent Tolerance: If you narrow-minded, straight-laced, Bible-thumping, bigoted, stuck-in-the-mud, traditionalists don’t want to get up and dance to our rock band, please turn on your flashlights and head for the door…after you leave your offering in the plate of course.
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Emergent P&W: Six words, six refrains, and six necks…
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