Hank: Did you boys hear all of that racket & commotion this morning at church? It was like a bomb went off on the stage, I tell you what…
Dale: Hank, that is what we contemporary worshippers call praise &
Bill: I kind of liked it when the guitar player set his guitar on fire while he played the solo to In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.
Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, that ol’ boy, he played that, boom! …that wuz good stuff.
Tags: Comedy, Contemporary Music, Emergent, Humor, Jokes, King of the Hill, P&W, Postmodern, praise & worship music, Praise Bands, Satire, Truthinator
“We are the church discipline committee here at Elevation Station Emergent Church & we understand you weren’t raising your hands in praise while the band did their ZZ Top medley…”
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Doctor: I’m seeing this more & more these days. Next Sunday, make sure to sit farther from the praise band…
Tags: Comedy, Emergent, Hearing Loss, Humor, Jokes, Loudness, P&W, Praise & Worship, Praise Bands, Satire, Seeker, Style over Substance, Truthinator
A Time Traveler Talks With Spurgeon
Traveler: Chuck, I saw smoke billowing, blood spewing, fire blazing, lighting flashing, bodies writhing, and heard ear-splitting crashes like thunder.
Spurgeon: End times?
Traveler: Nah, that was the praise band at our church…
Tags: Comedy, Contemporary Praise Music, Emergent, Humor, Jokes, Loud, P&W, Post-modern, Praise Bands, Rock & Roll, sarcasm, Satire, Spurgeon, Time Travel, Truthinator
The contemporary praise band received a call from the senior pastor asking them to come prepared to soteriologically inspire but due to static on the call what they heard was to come dressed in scallywag attire…
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