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Seattle Slew (Humor)


Frasier: Niles, I visited Mars Hill Church yesterday.

Niles: Isn’t that the megachurch where that fussy little Driscoll man gets all mad and threatens to run detractors over with his ministry bus?

Frasier: Yes, well, I didn’t say it was a good church now did I?

 
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Posted by on November 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Dark Side of Seekermergence (Satire)


 
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Posted by on September 19, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Sunday Morning in Seeker Valley (Satire)


 

Welcome to Seeker Valley Ecumenical All-Faith-Celebration Community Center…

What are we celebrating? I forget…

 
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Posted by on September 16, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Seeker Factor (Satire)


 

If you sometimes forget whether you’re at X Factor or at church, you might be a Seekermergent…

 
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Posted by on September 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Seeker Sensitive, Multi-site, Megachurch Cross to Bear (Humor)


Who says the Seeker Sensitive, Multi-site, Megachurches do not suffer hardship? This morning one of our Jumbotron screens went out and we had to conduct our services with only 9 screens…

 

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Canonical Misfire (Satire)


 

Seekermergent Multi-Site, 3-Ring, Entertain-o-Rama, Megachurch Cross to Bear:

“Sha, dude, one of our t-shirt cannons malfunctioned…”

 
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Posted by on September 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Things Have Certainly Changed (Humor)


1960s Worship Leader thinking to himself: “I wonder if I should go with Fannie Crosby,     Martin Luther, or John Newton for the music for Sunday’s service?”

2010s Worship Leader thinking to himself: “I wonder if I should go with AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, or Black Sabbath for the music for Sunday’s service?”

 
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Posted by on August 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Let the Games Begin (Sarcasm)


The self-proclaiming superheroes of the Discernment Blogging world gathered outside Tim Challies’ office to contend for the #2 most popular position in their ranks… there is sure to be much bloodshed because “God helps those who defame, insult, and deride others to get to the top.”  (sarcasm)

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Welcome to the Consumer-Driven American Church (Satire)


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll have a half reformed protestant, somewhat mystical Roman Catholic, partially pragmatic, culturally relevant, post-evangelical latte…

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Six Flags Community Church (Satire)


“Wheeeee, church is fun! This is what Acts 2 was talkin’ about baby…”

 
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Posted by on July 19, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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