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I Heard a Great Sermon (Sarcasm)


Wow, that was a great sermon by Pastrix Oprah this morning. I wasn’t aware that I could be such a great global citizen by changing to the new, energy efficient light bulbs…

 
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Posted by on July 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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We’re Not in Kansas Anymore (Humor)


The kids at Calvary Christian School ducked under their desks at the sound of a tornado approaching their school. It was later discovered however that what they actually heard was the church’s new contemporary praise band rehearsing in the auditorium…

 
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Posted by on June 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Powerful Praise (Satire)


Man on Right: Did you hear that explosion at the contemporary church across the street?

Man on Left:  That wasn’t an explosion, Gus, that was the praise band doing a sound check…

 
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Posted by on June 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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