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Baptist Greg asks this question and it is a good one. How does God view a multi-site megachurch? I believe the answer depends upon the substance of the church. Does it profess faith in Christ alone for salvation? Does it proclaim God’s word in totality? Does it care for the sick and needy? Does it send out Godly missionaries?
I believe we get a good idea about how God sees churches from Revelation 2 & 3. God commended the commendable and warned about the correctable. I believe we can all benefit from careful study of God’s word continually. Thanks to Baptist Greg for this material.
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