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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)


Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

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Posted by on January 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Hey Mr. P&W Man (Sing-Along Humor)


MrP&Wman

 

[Sung to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man]

Hey Mr. P&W Man, play a hymn for me…in your jingle jangle music there’s no theology.

 
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Posted by on January 6, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw (Humor)


 

P&W Leader: (Laughing) Ok Church, everyone take out a Hymnal.

Other Guitarist (Laughing) That’s a good one, Frank…

 
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Posted by on November 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Contemporary Remake of Hymns (Satire)


 Come on, Fred. The contemporary music in church this morning wasn’t that bad…

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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A Quiet Place (Satire)


” Hmm, I wonder which pedal I should use for playing ‘A Quiet Place’…”

If Jesus is Softly and Tenderly Calling, no one would be able to hear him these days…

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Western Minister’s Confession (Humor)


Ricky singing:  ♫ Jesus is my friend, yeah Jesus is a cool dude, yes Jesus is my homeboy ♪ ♫

John: Is that what you folks sing over to that Tumbleweed Community Church, Pilgrim?

Ricky: Yes, what are you, a pharisee or something…?

John singing: ♪ Rock of ages, cleft for me. Let me hide myself in Thee. Let the water and the blood, from Thy wounded side that flowed. Be of sin the double cure, cleanse from wrath and make me pure.

Ricky: Double cure…what’s that?

John: Just as I suspected… You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, young man.

 
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Posted by on August 31, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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King of Contemporary P&W (Satire)


Hank:  Did you boys hear all of that racket & commotion this morning at church? It was like a bomb
went off on the stage, I tell you what…

Dale:  Hank, that is what we contemporary worshippers call praise &
worship music.

Bill:  I kind of liked it when the guitar player set his guitar on fire while he played the solo to In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.

Boomhauer:  I tell you what, man, that ol’ boy, he played that, boom! ,   that wuz good…

 
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Posted by on June 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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