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Hank: Did you boys hear all of that racket & commotion this morning at church? It was like a bomb
went off on the stage, I tell you what…
Dale: Hank, that is what we contemporary worshippers call praise &
Bill: I kind of liked it when the guitar player set his guitar on fire while he played the solo to In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.
Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, that ol’ boy, he played that, boom! , that wuz good…
“I told you last week, pilgrim, we don’t cotton to new-fangled geetar and praise tunes here at King James Only Baptist Church. Now when that gunshot in your gut heals, you lead us in some hymns…”
Deacon John was more creedal than relational but he always got his point across.
Ricky singing: ♫ Jesus is my friend, yea Jesus is a cool dude, yes Jesus is my homeboy ♪ ♫
John: Is that what you folks sing over to that Tumbleweed Community Church, Pilgrim?
Ricky: Yes, what are you, a pharisee or something…?
Dean singing: ♪ Rock of ages, cleft for me. Let me hide myself in Thee. Let the water and the blood, from Thy wounded side that flowed. Be of sin the double cure, cleanse from wrath and make me pure.
Ricky: Double cure…what’s that?
John: Just as I suspected…