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Now We’re Relevant (Satire)


Now We're Relevant (Satire)

 
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Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Has This Happened to You? (Satire)


Has This Happened to You? (Satire)

 
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Posted by on May 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Ernest Goes Emergent (Humor)


Ernest Goes Emergent (Humor)

Hey Vern… what do you think about my idea to take the Bible out of church and replace it with social justice? Ain’t I smart…

 
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Posted by on January 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)


Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

 
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Posted by on January 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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The Seekermergent Concept… (Humor)


…because let’s face it, watching a guy smash watermelons with a sledge-o-matic is more fun than hearing from the Bible.

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Church Comparison (Sarcasm)


Items needed for church in the 1950s:  Bible, notepad, advanced study prep, suit

Items needed for church in 2010s: Earplugs, 3D glasses, flashlight, popcorn

 
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Posted by on September 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Sgt. Relevance


The pastoral team at Seeking Relevance Church donned Sgt. Pepper regalia and quoted Beatles lyrics in an effort to reach their self-absorbed gen X audience. All was going well until Pastor Rob almost choked on a loosened tooth veneer during his “goo goo g’joob” part of I am the Walrus…

 
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Posted by on November 8, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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Emergent Road Sign Shows Way to Heaven (Humor)


Emergent road sign shows way to Heaven…

 
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Posted by on November 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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Emerging Lunacy (Satire)


The ministry team at Surgir Locura (formerly First Baptist Mennonite Church before converting to Emergent philosophy) donned pantomime regalia and performed a dynamic equivalence interpretation of 2Corinthians 12:7 to the tune of Poison’s rock-n-roll ballad Every Rose Has a Thorn… No one in the audience understood let alone gained any benefit from the dramatic display, however, the church was able to find a use for the white gloves they purchased for the handbell choir in 1968… 
 

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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Daily Truth Bible Study Acts 11:1-30 part 2


Notice in verse 19 how believers had scattered to far away places as a result of the persecution that arose concerning Stephen’s ministry. Notice particularly that despite Stephen being killed by the Jewish religious leaders, the spreading of the good news of Jesus continued and increased! The scattering of some resulted in the Gospel being taught in new and different places. The work of God had not been halted, it had increased!

Notice also in verse 20 how it was the Lord Jesus that was being preached to the locals. It was not felt-needs, pop psychology, how to improve your sex life, prosperity now, or any other such madness. They were preaching the Lord Jesus. The result was that the hand of the Lord was with them and a great number believed and turned to the Lord (verse 21).

This is not the first time we have seen this formula (if we can call it that). The disciples of Jesus took His message to people and the Lord’s hand blessed this activity resulting in many believing and being saved. Wow, so simple yet so profound…why is this so hard to understand? Why do so many today put on entertainment extravaganzas each week to entertain men producing little if any lasting changes in their lives and call it ministry?

The book of Acts makes it amazingly simple and easy to understand. Faithful men preach the Lord Jesus to unbelievers. God blesses this activity. Many believe and are changed. Any questions?

 
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Posted by on May 27, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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