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Now We’re Relevant (Satire)


Now We're Relevant (Satire)

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Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Has This Happened to You? (Satire)


Has This Happened to You? (Satire)

 
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Posted by on May 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Ernest Goes Emergent (Humor)


Ernest Goes Emergent (Humor)

Hey Vern… what do you think about my idea to take the Bible out of church and replace it with social justice? Ain’t I smart…

 
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Posted by on January 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)


Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

 
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Posted by on January 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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The Seekermergent Concept… (Humor)


…because let’s face it, watching a guy smash watermelons with a sledge-o-matic is more fun than hearing from the Bible.

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Church Comparison (Sarcasm)


Items needed for church in the 1950s:  Bible, notepad, advanced study prep, suit

Items needed for church in 2010s: Earplugs, 3D glasses, flashlight, popcorn

 
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Posted by on September 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Sgt. Relevance


The pastoral team at Seeking Relevance Church donned Sgt. Pepper regalia and quoted Beatles lyrics in an effort to reach their self-absorbed gen X audience. All was going well until Pastor Rob almost choked on a loosened tooth veneer during his “goo goo g’joob” part of I am the Walrus…

 
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Posted by on November 8, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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