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Patron: I’ll have a piece of the J. Vernon McGee Rapturous Raspberry Pie.
Blond Waitress: I don’t believe in the Rapture…I’m a Milli Vanillianist.
Photo courtesy of Calvinistic Cartoons; Caption by Truthinator
Don’t get caught on the downgrade with a cheap cigar…elect a Spurgeon Panatela. It never loses its flavor and the aroma is predestined to ward off backsliding to lesser cigars. Once lit always lit… Exercise your free will and enjoy one today. Reform the way you think about cigars. These are the best smokes of this dispensation. Available at better Calvinist humidors near you.