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Prairie Protestantism (Humor)


Dean:  I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That  gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…

Ricky:  Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.

John:  Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…

 
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Posted by on February 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Front Porch Theology (Humor)


Dean:  That cow poke in the bar called me a saboteur so I spit rock gut in his eye.

Ricky:  Cool off, Dean. What he called you is a Sabellian.

John:  Also known as Modalism…a heresy found in pentacostal circles. They believe God moves from one person to the next but does not exist simultaneously as Father, Son, and Spirit.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I’m a Wesleyan Arminian…

 
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Posted by on July 3, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Barther (Humor)


Dean:   John, I’m gonna slug that gunslinger over there. He associated me with those nuts that say Obama was born in Kenya.

John:   Relax Dean. He didn’t call you a “birther”, he called you a “Barther”… someone associated with the teachings of Karl Barth, the swiss Theologian, who emphasized the importance of revelation in its focus upon Christ.

John:   But now that you mention it, didn’t Obama attend college as a foreign student who claimed Indonesian citizenship?

 
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Posted by on May 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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I Can Smell Trouble (Humor)


 

John:  I know there’s some  Emergents around here. The stench of Universalism is in the air.

Dean: I wouldn’t be surprised. There’s so little Bible knowledge around that people are fallin’ for false teachin’ left and right.

Ricky: There a stranger in town from the southern Californy territory givin’ out tickets to a Garden Party… I hear the Jonas Brothers will be singin’.

John: You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, pilgrim.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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