Tag Archives: Dean Martin
Dean: That cow poke in the bar called me a saboteur so I spit rock gut in his eye.
Ricky: Cool off, Dean. What he called you is a Sabellian.
John: Also known as Modalism…a heresy found in pentacostal circles. They believe God moves from one person to the next but does not exist simultaneously as Father, Son, and Spirit.
Dean: Well now I’m really steamed because I’m a Wesleyan Arminian…
Dean: John, I’m gonna slug that gunslinger over there. He associated me with those nuts that say Obama was born in Kenya.
John: Relax Dean. He didn’t call you a “birther”, he called you a “Barther”… someone associated with the teachings of Karl Barth, the swiss Theologian, who emphasized the importance of revelation in its focus upon Christ.
John: But now that you mention it, didn’t Obama attend college as a foreign student who claimed Indonesian citizenship?
John: I know there’s some Emergents around here. The stench of Universalism is in the air.
Dean: I wouldn’t be surprised. There’s so little Bible knowledge around that people are fallin’ for false teachin’ left and right.
Ricky: There a stranger in town from the southern Californy territory givin’ out tickets to a Garden Party… I hear the Jonas Brothers will be singin’.
John: You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, pilgrim.