Tag Archives: Contemporary Music
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Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)
P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”
Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”
Who is Performing the Contemporary Worship? (Humor)
Middle-aged Reformed Man: Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.
Young, Restless, & Reformed Man: Who?
MRM: That’s right, Who.
YR&RM: No, who is doing the contemporary worship?
MRM: Yes, Who.
YR&RM: I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?
MRM: No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…
Our Church Changed to Contemporary Worship (Humor)
Our church switched to contemporary worship…
King of Contemporary P&W (Humor)
Hank: Did you boys hear all of that racket & commotion this morning at church? It was like a bomb went off on the stage, I tell you what…
Dale: Hank, that is what we contemporary worshippers call praise &
worship music.
Bill: I kind of liked it when the guitar player set his guitar on fire while he played the solo to In-A-Godda-Da-Vida.
Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, that ol’ boy, he played that, boom! …that wuz good stuff.
Contemporary Remake of Hymns (Satire)
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