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King of Rock & Roll (Humor)


 
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Posted by on September 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)


A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon

Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.

Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?

Time Traveler: No, that was a description of my church’s praise band performance last week…

 
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Posted by on February 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Guns ‘n TULIPs (Satire)


 
 

Meet the latest in Calvinist garage-style church praise bands:  Guns ‘n TULIPs             Welcome to the jungle…

 
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Posted by on September 7, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Western Minister’s Confession (Humor)


Ricky singing:  ♫ Jesus is my friend, yeah Jesus is a cool dude, yes Jesus is my homeboy ♪ ♫

John: Is that what you folks sing over to that Tumbleweed Community Church, Pilgrim?

Ricky: Yes, what are you, a pharisee or something…?

John singing: ♪ Rock of ages, cleft for me. Let me hide myself in Thee. Let the water and the blood, from Thy wounded side that flowed. Be of sin the double cure, cleanse from wrath and make me pure.

Ricky: Double cure…what’s that?

John: Just as I suspected… You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, young man.

 
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Posted by on August 31, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Free Bird (Satire)


I’ll bet you that church across the street is playing Free Bird as the invitational hymn again…their service should have let out 15 minutes ago.

Image borrowed from Calvinist Cartoons. Caption by Truthinator.
 
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Posted by on May 12, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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