Tag Archives: Calvinism
Thanks to all Who Visit (Humble Gratitude)
Thanks to all of you who visit and who post from time to time. You guys make this worthwhile. I hope we are getting something done that is worthwhile as well. As a token of my gratitude, have a TULIP…
Amy Raldian the 4-Pointer (Humor)
Meet Amy Raldian the 4-pointer. She came out for a visit to Truthinator’s Blog headquarters recently. We tried our best to convince her to accept the 5th point but our talks soon went to the dogs after she smelled a set up. Her bark was worse than her bite even though we still have a bone to pick with her…
Prairie Protestantism (Humor)
Dean: I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…
Ricky: Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.
John: Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.
Dean: Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…
Don’t Monkey Around with the Faith (Humor & Truth)
All that is needed for Reformation Christianity to reunite with Rome is for discerning, believing people to be silent…
Graceful Gump (Humor)
Drill Sgt: “Gump, Why do Arminians believe they can lose and regain their salvation when the Bible clearly teaches that God keeps His own secured by His Grace?”
Forrest Gump: “Momma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does’, Drill Sgt”.