“Truthinator’s Blog Hotline, May I help you? No, no, no…you can’t lose your salvation or even put it aside willingly. How could you do something to lose what you could not do anything to gain? Stay away from those Arminians…”
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Tag Archives: Calvinism
How Do You Like Your Eggs? (Humor)
Three friends of different theological persuasions were having breakfast. The Open Theist ordered scrambled eggs, the Calvinist ordered hard-boiled eggs, and the semi-Pelagian ordered fried eggs and insisted he help cook them…
Thanks to all Who Visit (Humble Gratitude)
Thanks to all of you who visit and who post from time to time. You guys make this worthwhile. I hope we are getting something done that is worthwhile as well. As a token of my gratitude, have a TULIP…
Amy Raldian the 4-Pointer (Humor)
Meet Amy Raldian the 4-pointer. She came out for a visit to Truthinator’s Blog headquarters recently. We tried our best to convince her to accept the 5th point but our talks soon went to the dogs after she smelled a set up. Her bark was worse than her bite even though we still have a bone to pick with her…
Prairie Protestantism (Humor)
Dean: I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…
Ricky: Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.
John: Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.
Dean: Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…
Don’t Monkey Around with the Faith (Humor & Truth)
All that is needed for Reformation Christianity to reunite with Rome is for discerning, believing people to be silent…
Graceful Gump (Humor)
Drill Sgt: “Gump, Why do Arminians believe they can lose and regain their salvation when the Bible clearly teaches that God keeps His own secured by His Grace?”
Forrest Gump: “Momma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does’, Drill Sgt”.
