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Emergent Baseball (Satire)

Bob: Alright, Jim. What’s the call?

Jim: Who can be sure? 

Herb: How do you feel the call should go?

Jim: I’m just afraid the players will be angry at the dogma of making a call. Then they might not come back to the next game.

Fred: I wonder what Rob Bell would do?

Jim: Safe! Everyone is safe!  

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Posted by on August 23, 2011 in Uncategorized


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Inconvenient Literal Reality (Humor)

Umpire:  Strike 3!

Batter:  But Mr. Ump, I am reformed and I see the strike zone as being more symbolic than literal.

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Posted by on June 17, 2011 in Uncategorized


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