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Seeker Sensitive Comes to Mayberry (Sad Humor)


Opie: Look, Pa… Elephants, Jugglers, Dancing Girls, Motorcycles in a Cage, & the Yak Woman.

Andy: Yes Ope, they’re headed down to the church.

Barney: Yep, Mayberry Reformed Baptist has gone Seeker Sensitive…

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Barney Code (Satire)


Andy, I discovered a mathematical code in the Bible that reveals when Judgment Day will occur. First you take the one bullet I have in my pocket and add that to the number of potholes down on Old Gopher Gulch Road then you multiply that by the number of Apostles divided by the 30 pieces of silver and there you have it…  Next Tuesday!

 
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Posted by on May 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Nip It… Nip It In The Bud! (Humor)


It’s like Paul said in Galatians 2, Andy. When there’s hypocrisy in the fellowship, you have to nip it … nip it in the bud!

 
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Posted by on January 19, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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