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Caption Contest

12 Sep

Caption Contest

The best caption submission will be awarded a $4 IOU so submit your best work!

 
9 Comments

Posted by on September 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

9 responses to “Caption Contest

  1. Jean-Christophe

    September 13, 2013 at 8:01 am

    Paul decided to apply quite literally 1 Corinthians 9:19…
    (For though I am free from all, I have made myself a servant to all, that I might win more of them).

     
    • Truthinator

      September 13, 2013 at 2:31 pm

      Thanks, Jean-Christophe

       
  2. Eddie Eddings

    September 14, 2013 at 6:08 am

    Pastor Baggypants was convinced that a preacher should not only stand up for the Lord, but stand out as well.

     
    • Truthinator

      September 14, 2013 at 8:11 am

      Yes, I can see how that would fit. Thanks.

       
  3. Eddie Eddings

    September 14, 2013 at 9:01 am

    Pastor Loom, I can’t get baptized today, man…I don’t want to ruin my locks.

     
    • Truthinator

      September 14, 2013 at 9:38 am

      🙂 I can understand that for sure. That do would cost some bucks… Another good one!

       
  4. Truthinator

    September 15, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    Young Emergent Sr. Pastor Zed found that spending 3 hours each morning to fix his hair actually had functionality because he could advertise for his Jimmy Buffett sermon series and for Geico at the same time…

     
  5. Truthinator

    September 17, 2013 at 8:56 am

    Congrats to Eddie. Your “Pastor Baggypants was convinced that a preacher should not only stand up for the Lord, but stand out as well.” comment has been deemed the winner of the $4 IOU. I asked the opinions of several people. An Emergent told me they weren’t sure who should be the winner. An Open Theist gave me such a convoluted answer that I wasn’t even sure what he had said. A Seeker said we should form a focus group and ask others what they want in a winning caption. So, after much effort, I simply made the decision myself! Congrats! Don’t spend it all in one place, big guy.

     
  6. Austin

    December 3, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    “Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?”

    Adam:’Careful honey, Gabriel warned me that snakes do come out in warmer weather.”

    Eve: “Awww shucks! I don’t care about fruit picking in the garden, I just want to know who did you hair for you Adam?”

     

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