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Who is Performing the Contemporary Worship? (Humor)


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Middle-aged Reformed Man:  Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.

Young, Restless, & Reformed Man:  Who?

MRM:  That’s right, Who.

YR&RM:  No, who is doing the contemporary worship?

MRM:  Yes, Who.

YR&RM:  I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?

MRM:  No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…

 
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Posted by on December 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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The Eisegesis People (Humor)


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Recent Fuller graduates began putting their eisegesis skills into action by tackling

1 Corinthians 9:22…

 
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Posted by on December 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration (Satire)


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Seeker Valley Community Church welcomes our new Director of Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration…

 
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Posted by on December 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Thunderous P&W (Satire)


 

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Seeker Sr. Pastor Tweezer gets caught in between speaker towers just as the praise band fires up Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil” for the call to worship. What they were worshipping is not clear but one thing is clear… the pastor will not forget his ear plugs next week…

 
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Posted by on December 2, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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