10 Nov


Join our Para-Church Today! Every attendee is guaranteed to experience their own anxious bench situation with every jump. Those who land before you will yell, “I see that hand” as you carefully float to an expert landing. This is much more fun than real church. Be a high capacity person today. You might as well JUMP!

(This message has been brought to you by Charles Finney & Al T. Tude)


Posted by on November 10, 2012 in Uncategorized


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2 responses to “Para-Church

  1. Simon

    November 12, 2012 at 1:13 am

    I tried that once ( Paragliding)…got the anxious bench feeling. 🙂

  2. Jesus Wins

    November 12, 2012 at 4:24 am

    Wheeeeeeeee!This is what we call jumping in with feet first! Ha!


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