Seeker Sensitive Comes to Mayberry (Sad Humor)

Opie: Look, Pa… Elephants, Jugglers, Dancing Girls, Motorcycles in a Cage, & the Yak Woman.

Andy: Yes Ope, they’re headed down to the church.

Barney: Yep, Mayberry Reformed Baptist has gone Seeker Sensitive…

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Paedo to Credo (Humor)

Westminster Anabaptist Church found a creative way to stealthily rebaptise all those pesky Presbyterians and Lutherans in town…

 

Begging for Bread (Humor)

Please Mr. Culture-savvy Praise & Worship leader, can we please do a straight hymn that hasn’t been ruined by a mash up with a contemporary praise tune?

 

3-D Church (Satire)

 

Now This is Relevant (Humor)

 

“Today, we would like to welcome our new youth pastor…”

 

My, How Things Have Changed (Humor)

Barney: What’s this, Ange?

Andy: That’s a hymnal, Barn. We used to sing from them until they were outlawed in the 1990s.

Barney: Wow Ange, these words actually have a coherent message…

 

Theological Public Service Announcement

 

This message is brought to you by the Seekermergent Movement… A bunch of energy being expended but nothing substantive being accomplished.

 

A Little Child Shall Lead Them (Satire)

 

Hi guys, Seeker Valley Community Church is looking for some Elders… who’s interested?

 

So That’s How They Did It (Satire)