Canonical Misfire (Satire)

10 Sep


Seekermergent Multi-Site, 3-Ring, Entertain-o-Rama, Megachurch Cross to Bear:

“Sha, dude, one of our t-shirt cannons malfunctioned…”


Posted by on September 10, 2012 in Uncategorized


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5 responses to “Canonical Misfire (Satire)

  1. dollymadisondesigns

    September 11, 2012 at 12:39 am

    It caused a church split.

    (by the way, I see Corky in the left upper bleacher in the far back….)

    • Truthinator

      September 11, 2012 at 6:46 am

      🙂 Thanks, Dollymadisondesigns. Most people just don’t appreciate the kind of pressure these ear-tickling churches face… I’m still looking in the bleachers. I think I see Waldo…

  2. Simon

    September 12, 2012 at 4:29 am

    You have ot be physically fit it seems to belong to seekermergent church, is that a soccer/football stadium?

    • Truthinator

      September 12, 2012 at 7:05 am

      Yes, this is a soccer stadium as far as I can tell. But we do have churches this size in the US also…

  3. Jesus Wins

    September 12, 2012 at 6:19 am

    An accurate picture of the DAMAGENT church.Like!


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