Introducing: Relevant Rick’s Eye-segesis Brand Sunglasses (Satire)

15 Jun

Announcing Rick Warren’s own line of premium sunglasses. Eye-segesis brand sunglasses will cut through the glare you automatically drift into every time one of those Bible thumping preachers starts finding Jesus in every passage. Because everyone knows, the Bible is all about you! Don’t be taken as irrelevant by wearing those traditional shades… every Seekermergent needs a pair of Rick Warren’s Eye-segesis brand sunglasses. When you wear these babies, the Bible appears to say whatever is comfortable to YOU. Get yours today from any Seekermergent multi-campus megachurch lobby, new age bookstore, or Zondervan coffee house. Order by phone by calling 800-PIPER-SAYS-I’M-OK. Don’t get caught in your Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and flip flops next Sunday on the platform of your multi-campus megachurch preaching about uniting all faiths under one homogeneous umbrella without a pair of Relevant Rick’s own Eye-segesis brand sunglasses.  UBU!


Posted by on June 15, 2012 in Uncategorized


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7 responses to “Introducing: Relevant Rick’s Eye-segesis Brand Sunglasses (Satire)

  1. Acidri

    June 15, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    My eyes need some respite.

  2. Paula Coyle

    June 15, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    You need one of those ‘before/after’ pictures — what you read without the glasses and what you read WITH the glasses on.

    • Truthinator

      June 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

      Excellent idea! I’m working on it now!

  3. Simon Thomas

    June 18, 2012 at 4:35 am

    Someone needs to take away old Rick’s twitter account please…he is tweeting all kinds of things using the CEV version no less. Maybe he’s tweeting with these glasses on?

  4. Jesus Wins

    June 18, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Pardon me for not commenting on your animated parody! Love this one! Why won’t he tweet nonsense with that brand of glasses on. It’s a miracle he got the spellings right.


    June 20, 2012 at 12:28 am

    That’s pretty funny!

    • Truthinator

      June 20, 2012 at 7:20 am

      Thanks, SLIMJIM.


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