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Emergent Church Discipline (Satire)

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“We are the church discipline committee here at Elevation Station Emergent Church & we understand you weren’t raising your hands in praise while the band did their ZZ Top medley…”

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4 Comments

Posted by on May 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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4 responses to “Emergent Church Discipline (Satire)

  1. Constitution Girl

    May 7, 2012 at 12:05 am

    Heretic! Fundamentalist! Throw them out!

     
    • Truthinator

      May 7, 2012 at 6:44 am

      Sure. Churches don’t need people who don’t want worldly entertainment… 😉

       
  2. Simon Thomas

    May 7, 2012 at 6:23 am

    ZZ who? I guess I will have to avoid this Elevation Church. If I am to avoid this committee.

     
    • Truthinator

      May 7, 2012 at 6:43 am

      Ha ha. Thanks, Simon. Welcome back.

      Yes, if you don’t applaud their secular music, you might be in trouble in some emergent churches…

       

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