Turn It Up! (Satire)

25 Mar

Dear young, hip, tolerant, relevant, Emergent pastor:

If the congregation can’t hear God’s still small voice, it might be because your music is too loud…


Posted by on March 25, 2012 in Uncategorized


10 responses to “Turn It Up! (Satire)

  1. Constitution Girl

    March 25, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Really? You think so?

    • Truthinator

      March 25, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      😉 I’m not sure, CG. Truth is so confusing… I prefer to bask in the mist of emerging antinomian sentimentalism. (NOT)

      • ConstitutionGirl

        March 28, 2012 at 8:49 pm


  2. Simon Thomas

    March 26, 2012 at 1:44 am

    Went to Church of Christ once, got no music, no band, only acapella singing also a bit strange. that would be the extreme opposite of this. How come people are so into extremes…

  3. Jesus Wins

    March 26, 2012 at 6:28 am

    Acapella is way better than having your ears blasted by loud music!

    • Truthinator

      March 26, 2012 at 12:29 pm

      I like a good mix of music but I don’t see the reason any type of music has to be so loud as to cause discomfort.

  4. Linda

    April 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    lol, maybe they will be like the Pharisees. But rather than phylacteries they will resort to some kind of “speak Lord” I’m listening hearing aids since the music is too loud

    • Truthinator

      April 8, 2012 at 6:37 pm

      Indeed. Thanks for visiting and for commenting.

  5. Acidri

    February 10, 2013 at 10:50 am

    some times loud music can touch a heart when the gospel fails….

    • Truthinator

      February 10, 2013 at 10:59 am

      🙂 or so I’ve heard…


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