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Who Will Sing a Secular Song at Saddleback This year?


Funny College Ecard: 'Here is a song about a Welsh witch I know... Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night...' Saddleback: Get your secular on here...

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Posted by on March 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Dispensational Dan (Humor)


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: ' Smoke on the water, fire in the sky...' Dispensational Dan readies a new song for his Emergent church service...

 
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Posted by on March 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Emergent Math (Humor)


Funny Congratulations Ecard: 'Don't worry, Sue...numbers are confusing; who can know what they mean?' Emergent Math.

 
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Posted by on March 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Kids Learn the Darndest Things in the Emergent Church (Humor)


Funny Movie/TV Night Ecard: 'inna godda da vida, honey...' Becky shocked her parents with what she was learning in her Emergent Childrens Church music program...

 
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Posted by on March 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Intergalactic Elephant Room (Humor)


The esteemed group of roundtable speakers arrived in Elgin, Il today for James McDonald’s Elephant Room 3…

 
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Posted by on March 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Turn It Up! (Satire)


Dear young, hip, tolerant, relevant, Emergent pastor:

If the congregation can’t hear God’s still small voice, it might be because your music is too loud…

 
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Posted by on March 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

They Shall Know We Are Christians by Our Love… (Sarcasm)


People in Background:  Are you OK? Who were those thugs?

Man:  Those are my “brothers & sisters in Christ”. As it turns out, my blog is a little too popular for their liking…

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Timing is Everything (Humor)


Pastor Evans was trying to talk the distraught man down from the 10th story window ledge when all at once the Emergent praise band at the church across the street began rehearsing “Jump” by Van Halen for next Sunday’s service…

 

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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A Quiet Place (Satire)


” Hmm, I wonder which pedal I should use for playing ‘A Quiet Place’…”

If Jesus is Softly and Tenderly Calling, no one would be able to hear him these days…

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Thanks to all Who Visit (Humble Gratitude)


Thanks to all of you who visit and who post from time to time. You guys make this worthwhile. I hope we are getting something done that is worthwhile as well. As a token of my gratitude, have a TULIP…

 
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Posted by on March 20, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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