Monthly Archives: March 2012
Turn It Up! (Satire)
Dear young, hip, tolerant, relevant, Emergent pastor:
If the congregation can’t hear God’s still small voice, it might be because your music is too loud…
They Shall Know We Are Christians by Our Love… (Sarcasm)
People in Background: Are you OK? Who were those thugs?
Man: Those are my “brothers & sisters in Christ”. As it turns out, my blog is a little too popular for their liking…
Timing is Everything (Humor)
Pastor Evans was trying to talk the distraught man down from the 10th story window ledge when all at once the Emergent praise band at the church across the street began rehearsing “Jump” by Van Halen for next Sunday’s service…