Special Announcement: What with all of the bridges we are building into false religions, Saddleback Community Social Center & Clown College is opening a False Religion Appreciation Fashion Boutique.
Join our fearless leader as he dons a Hijab honoring our brothers from another religion or choose your own accent piece that will instantly make you relevant to folks from other faiths.
Act now and you will get a 25% discount on a senior pastor tattoo & nose piercing combo in the tattoo parlor of our boutique. We are the delight of Bridgers everywhere.
Stop in and say, ” Assalamu Alaikum ” the next time you are in town…