Please Pray for My Hearing (Humor)

24 Feb

A man told the faith healer he needed prayer for his hearing. The faith healer grabbed both sides of the man’s head and started speaking in unknown tongues and pushing against the man’s ears as if he was pushing a demon through one ear & out of the other. After about 3 minutes of this, the faith healer said, “How’s your hearing now, young man?” The man looked up and humbly said, “My hearing is next Tuesday…….”


Posted by on February 24, 2012 in Uncategorized


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4 responses to “Please Pray for My Hearing (Humor)

  1. Acidri

    February 24, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    It seems he didn’t sow the right seed. 😉

    • Truthinator

      February 25, 2012 at 6:42 am

      What I love about this joke is that it uses misdirection. I think the funniest joke employ this technique. Then there’s the thing about the faith healer racket in general which can be quite funny as well…

  2. Jesus Wins

    February 27, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Am laughing my head off! It’s the ‘faith healer’ that needs to have his hearing corrected. Nice one!

    • Truthinator

      February 27, 2012 at 8:14 am

      Exactly! Oh the irony…


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