A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)

13 Feb

A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon

Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.

Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?

Time Traveler: No, that was a description of my church’s praise band performance last week…


Posted by on February 13, 2012 in Uncategorized


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8 responses to “A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)

  1. Simon

    February 14, 2012 at 12:54 am

    Sad but true, the guitarist in our church has taken to leading worship without wearing shoes just a T Shirt and Short Pants. I feel like a pharisee when I react against that kind of irreverence or would that be overracting do you think?

    • Truthinator

      February 14, 2012 at 11:09 pm

      I’m not sure you are over reacting. It is incredible how casual people are with regard to God. I fear it is because we do not know His word (collective ‘we’). I react the same as you. I fear too many people in ministry are dangerously irreverant today.

  2. Jesus Wins

    February 15, 2012 at 4:47 am

    When a supposedly ‘worship song’/’special number’ is sung to the tune of Titanic’s theme song, you know there’s DEFINITELY a problem in ‘Christian worship’!

  3. Acidri

    February 18, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Thou shalt not judge. šŸ˜‰

    • Ian

      February 28, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      No, Acidri, we’re called to test all things against the word of God. I can let you have a huge list of verses if you want. A pop concert is a performance but the Bible teaches that worship is a participatory gathering of God’s people.

      • Truthinator

        February 28, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        Michael was being sarcastic. Welcome, Ian. Thanks for commenting.

  4. Truthinator

    December 27, 2012 at 9:16 pm

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