A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)
A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon
Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.
Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?
Time Traveler: No, that was a description of my church’s praise band performance last week…