Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Plant Kit (Satire)

24 Jan

Thinking of starting a Circus Church plant? Having trouble connecting with the culture of your community? Let Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit do the work for you. You’ll live the life of Brian by following our guide to putting on a 3-ring circus in your church each and every week. Nothing is out of bounds. Each kit comes inside a replica can of Spam! We will show you how to connect with the worldly folks in your area by starting a Ministry of Silly Walks, Ministry of Silly Games, Ministry of Short Silly Sermons, and much, much more. This is the Holy Grail of church planting kits. You’ll show folks the meaning of life once you order Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit. Available from Zondervan, Christianity Today, or from any Emergent Church coffee shop & new age bookstore. Also available beside the Beltone hearing aid desk in the lobby of many evangelical megachurches across America! Get yours today…  (Spam & cheese not included)      


Posted by on January 24, 2012 in Uncategorized


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12 responses to “Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Plant Kit (Satire)

  1. Acidri

    January 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I need one! I need one! With a bottle of fizzy Emergent! (shaken…not stirred)

  2. Jon J. Cardwell

    January 24, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Reblogged this on Justification by Grace and commented:
    For those of you even vaguely familiar with the comedy stylings of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, you may find a very brief and British chuckle escape a stiff upper lip while gently applauding the quick wit of my blessed friend, the Truthinator.

    • Truthinator

      January 24, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      Thanks, Jon, for promoting my humor/satire stuff. Your efforts are appreciated.

  3. Persis

    January 24, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Hah! Does the deluxe kit come with Spam?

    • Truthinator

      January 24, 2012 at 7:24 pm

      Spamitty Spam! 😉

  4. Simon

    January 30, 2012 at 3:28 am

    Hi there thanks for your comment on my blog, think I fixed the comment problem…..had no comments for a long time, felt rather lonely!

    • Truthinator

      January 31, 2012 at 10:54 am

      I’m glad I could help, my friend. Thanks for being patient with me. I should have some new material added in a few days. I have been recharging my batteries (fighting writer’s block & a head cold)…

  5. SusanC

    February 6, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    If I order within the next 10 minutes, do I get the deluxe box of chocoloates featuring Crrrunchy Frrog!?? This was too funny..I loved it..hope you are feeling better. Here, have a mint..they’re wah-fah thin:)

    • Truthinator

      February 7, 2012 at 5:48 am


  6. Truthinator

    December 27, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Reblogged this on Truthinator's Blog and commented:

    More humorous re-runs…

  7. Suzanne Mazer Stewart

    December 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Uh oh, the Spanish Inquisition will soon be heading your way…..unexpectedly, of course…..;)

    • Truthinator

      December 28, 2012 at 12:02 pm

      🙂 Thanks for contributing, Suzanne. Watch out for those attack rabbits…


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