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Emergent Benediction (Satire)

08 Jan

(Yelling) THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AT DECIBEL CHURCH. WE ASSAULTED YOUR SENSES WITH THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT AVAILABLE. BE SURE TO STOP BY THE BELTONE DESK IN THE LOBBY ON THE WAY OUT. OUR CHURCH GETS 10% OF ALL HEARING AID SALES…

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7 responses to “Emergent Benediction (Satire)

  1. persis

    January 8, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    LOL.

     
  2. Acidri

    January 9, 2012 at 5:49 am

    I beg your pardon 🙂

     
  3. Simon

    January 9, 2012 at 7:31 am

    mmmm the megaphone would only help if he yelled into my deaf ear.

     
  4. Simon

    January 9, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Hi there T. I have written an article on American Rev Jesse Jackosn recent visit to South Africa. Would appreciate your thoughts on it. 🙂

     
    • Truthinator

      January 9, 2012 at 8:18 am

      I think you are being very generous if you are calling Jesse Jackson a Christian or a minister. I’m not sure there’s an evidence of him being either. The fact that he has always aligned with the hard left politically casts even more doubt. The only things he has ever done that I am aware of is stir up trouble. If there is a camera around, he will get his face in front of it. His political efforts in the US have been alleged to contain corrupt practices and he seems to be more interested in self-promotion that do-gooding. I see him as nothing more than an opportunist leech living on the back of a host.

       
      • Simon

        January 9, 2012 at 11:41 pm

        Yeah we have a couple of those around in SA too. Its the fact that they make that claim to be christian is sad. Much like our Archbishop Desmond Tutu. Loves the media and poitics, dont hear him say anything about the Gospel though

         
  5. Truthinator

    January 10, 2012 at 6:40 am

    Je$$ie Jack$on, as I call him, came to my college years ago. He talked for 30 mnutes and didn’t say anything! I didn’t find anyone who got anything from his talk. Unfortunately, this is very typical.

     

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