Blame it on the Brain (Humor)

07 Oct

Patron: I’ll have a piece of the J. Vernon McGee Rapturous Raspberry Pie.

Blond Waitress: I don’t believe in the Rapture…I’m a Milli Vanillianist.


Posted by on October 7, 2011 in Uncategorized


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10 responses to “Blame it on the Brain (Humor)

  1. Acidri

    October 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Guess the owner of the parlour is called Vanilla Ice.

    • Truthinator

      October 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

      I hadn’t thought of that. Good one.

  2. Simon

    October 10, 2011 at 1:33 am

    I am trying to be profound here, but I am laughing to much…thanks:)

    • Truthinator

      October 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm

      Thanks, Simon. That is exactly what I was going for…

  3. Truthinator

    October 10, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Someone texted me saying I should have used “blame it in the reign” instead. I thought of that but the connection of the blond waitress to brain (or lack thereof) was the one I went with instead. Thanks whoever it was who texted me. I may use your suggestion for another bit later.

  4. Constitution Girl

    November 1, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    *shakes head*
    I, on the other hand, have been called a Cerealmillleniallist. However, that is a rather erroneous title since I do not believe that Christians shall eat Post cereal for a millennium. 😀

    • Truthinator

      November 2, 2011 at 5:31 am

      CG, this one is total silliness. I got the idea from the old TV commercial where the sterotypical blond mixed up the words vegetarian and veterinarian. Then the thing about lip synch and Milli Vanilli somehow came into the picture and voila! Another bit was born. Another look inside the garbled mind of the Truthinator…

      Thanks for looking at my posts. I am honored.

  5. Constitution Girl

    November 2, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Oh, I didn’t get that, although I was joking as well. 😉 Ha!

    I wish I’d found your blog earlier. It’s a keeper!

  6. Truthinator

    November 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Come back any time. I try to post as often as my warped mind comes up with a new funny. I try to poke fun at any and all points of view of Christians and I dig at the cults like the Roman Catholics and Emergents.

    I’m glad you liked the amillinnealist/Milli Vanillianist play on a blond’s misinterpretation. Some liked this and some did not. I also dig at the dispensationalists, Arminians, & Calvinists at times.

    Also, feel free to add your own caption if you wish or modify mine. This can add to other’s enjoyment of the bits. Thanks again.

  7. Constitution Girl

    November 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    I’m subscribed to your blog, so I shall be back. 😉 I don’t usually have much to offer by way of theological humor, but There may be a sly brilliant thought that pops up unexpected. 😀


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