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We Have a New Pastor (Satire)

06 Oct

Open auditions were held at Elevation Station (formerly Grace Baptist before converting to Emergent) for senior pastor. Ian McShane quickly became the front runner. Not only was he a snazzy dresser, he could dance, balance a pool cue on his nose, and quote Roman Catholic mystics in his 15-minute sermons. The minute he showed his various impressive tattoos and revealed his ability for vision casting, he immediately received the call from the 25-year-old church elders… 

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Posted by on October 6, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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4 responses to “We Have a New Pastor (Satire)

  1. carolynb

    October 6, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    …but what sealed the deal was when McShane showed how he could meditate, whoops, center his prayers on “jesus” like nobody’s business. The hushed crowd, whoops, congregation, watched in awe as McShane settled into a comfortable position, intentionally placed himself in the “presence of god”, and began to repeat the word “ichabod”…

     
    • Truthinator

      October 6, 2011 at 6:51 pm

      😉

       
  2. Acidri

    October 9, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Next will be the audition for praise -idol aka worship leader.

     
    • Truthinator

      October 9, 2011 at 1:56 pm

      There you go again. Michael… you’re giving me more ideas!

       

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