Monthly Archives: October 2011
Mayan Calendar Mystery Solved (Humor)
Mayan Brave: Why you stop ’em calendar dates on December 21, 2012, Chief?
Mayan Chief: Cause my hand get tired…
Mayan Brave: That might cause ’em much fear in future…
One Phone, 3 Manifestations (Satire)
“Hi girls, this your is Dad…now I’m Fred… now I’m the mailman”
Girl on right: Dad is on his Modal phone again…
Girl on left: Yeah, he just can’t be three people at once…
I see dat haaaaaaand (Humor)
What if Charles Finney had spoken with a Jersey accent like Joe Pesci? I can hear it now… “I see dat haaaaaaand” .
Dog Day Afternoon (Humor)
Spike takes a little time off from chasing the neighbor’s cat so he can work on his on-line pedigree…
Graceful Gump (Humor)
Drill Sgt: “Gump, Why do Arminians believe they can lose and regain their salvation when the Bible clearly teaches that God keeps His own secured by His Grace?”
Forrest Gump: “Momma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does’, Drill Sgt”.
Mayan Calendar Question Solved (Humor)
Mayan King: “I ended the calendar on December 21, 2012. That’ll freak someone out someday…”
Ear-reverent (Satire)
After testing their volume level on a hand-picked group of consumers, the praise band at Elevation Station (formerly 2nd Baptist Mennonite Reformed Bible Church of the Puritan Brotherhood before converting to Emergent) felt they had it just right. Afterall, loud is the new spiritual…
Vulgata Non Grata (Satire)
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