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Smoke a Spurgeon (Humor)

24 Sep

Photo courtesy of Calvinistic Cartoons; Caption by Truthinator

Don’t get caught on the downgrade with a cheap cigar…elect a Spurgeon Panatela. It never loses its flavor and the aroma is predestined to ward off backsliding to lesser cigars. Once lit always lit… Exercise your free will and enjoy one today. Reform the way you think about cigars. These are the best smokes of this dispensation. Available at better Calvinist humidors near you.

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Posted by Truthinator on September 24, 2011 in Uncategorized

Tags: Backsliding, Calvinism, Cigar, Comedy, Dispensationalism, Election, Free Will, Humor, Jokes, Once saved always saved, Panatela, Predestination, Reformed, Spurgeon, Truthinator

2 responses to “Smoke a Spurgeon (Humor)”

Simon

September 27, 2011 at 9:20 am

I must say, I used to like a cigar every now and then, until I got married, well then that little vice also went south, 🙂

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David PH Williams

October 3, 2011 at 2:35 am

Very nice indeed. I only recently heard that Spurgeon enjoyed his cigars but gave it up after learning that a local tobacconist was advertising cigars by saying that they were the sames ones smoked by Spurgeon. I’ve only smoked a few in my life but feel no need to again.

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