Emergent Airlines (Satire)

21 Sep

“Tower, this is Emergent Airlines flight A29 from Seattle to Grand Rapids and it appears the airport is upside down. Please rotate immediately…”

When you’re Emergent, if you don’t like what you see, you can redefine it!


Posted by on September 21, 2011 in Uncategorized


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6 responses to “Emergent Airlines (Satire)

  1. SusanC

    September 21, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    This is your pastor speaking..”What miss, this is your first time with visting Emergent Airlines, heavens no, the plane isn’t upside down miss..Well, okay miss, technically it is..but if you really cared about everyone else on the flight, you wouldnt point that out. You see we tend to let people go with whatever fills their need where they are and a lot of folks on this flight might not fly with us again if they figure out the plane’s upside down…that’s a good girl, sit down and keep your thoughts to yourself..and miss…please make sure you put a big love gift in the chute as the stewardess walks by..Please fly us again soon”..

    • Truthinator

      September 22, 2011 at 9:51 am

      Miss was very dogmatic & judgmental to point out that the plane was actually upside down. She should have just kept quiet while the plane crashed…

      I know this sounds absurd but this is exactly the posture adopted by most people.

  2. the Ink Slinger

    September 22, 2011 at 7:17 pm


  3. SusanC

    September 22, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    You’re absolutely right…how silly of time I’ll fly El

  4. Simon

    September 23, 2011 at 3:53 am

    In Africa this is standard practice, you also call in the witchdoctor to turn the airport to face the plane.

  5. SusanC

    September 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    LOL Simon..


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