Posted by Truthinator on September 21, 2011 in Uncategorized
Tags: Acts 29, Brian McLaren, Comedy, Emergent Church, Humor, Mark Driscoll, Mars Hill, Post-modern, Rob Bell, Satire, Tony Jones, Truthinator
September 21, 2011 at 9:15 pm
This is your pastor speaking..”What miss, this is your first time with visting Emergent Airlines, heavens no, the plane isn’t upside down miss..Well, okay miss, technically it is..but if you really cared about everyone else on the flight, you wouldnt point that out. You see we tend to let people go with whatever fills their need where they are and a lot of folks on this flight might not fly with us again if they figure out the plane’s upside down…that’s a good girl, sit down and keep your thoughts to yourself..and miss…please make sure you put a big love gift in the chute as the stewardess walks by..Please fly us again soon”..
September 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
Miss was very dogmatic & judgmental to point out that the plane was actually upside down. She should have just kept quiet while the plane crashed…
I know this sounds absurd but this is exactly the posture adopted by most people.
the Ink Slinger
September 22, 2011 at 7:17 pm
September 22, 2011 at 8:32 pm
You’re absolutely right…how silly of me..next time I’ll fly El Al..lol..
September 23, 2011 at 3:53 am
In Africa this is standard practice, you also call in the witchdoctor to turn the airport to face the plane.
September 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm
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