New Calvinist Beer Slosh/Bible Fellowship (Satire)

15 Aug

We in the New Calvinist (Neo Reformed) movement do evangelism the easy way… we change the nomenclature & incorporate worldliness into the things of God.

Note to readers: If this post irks you, research the Young, Restless, & Reformed and see what they are doing in God’s name and compare to Ephesians 5. Thanks.

Posted by on August 15, 2011 in Uncategorized


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3 responses to “New Calvinist Beer Slosh/Bible Fellowship (Satire)

  1. SusanC

    August 26, 2011 at 12:21 am

    This would be funny if it werent true..there is a “church” about an hour or so from me..they have tail gating parties for the Super Bowl that include beer ..the big screens are used to air the game…frightening how these social clubs keep using the word Church and then sucking in the goats..great taste..less filling..great taste..lead ya straight ta hell.. but oh well..the games on!

    • Truthinator

      August 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm

      Too often true to form for American churches. I remember a time when churches had church services on Sunday evenings…even on Super Bowl Sunday. Now, many churches do not have services on Sunday evening unless they are hosting a Super Bowl party in place of a church service…

      Now, I am not against the church also being a social community as long as the priorities are in proper order. Chruch should be a sheep pen not a goat pasture.

  2. SusanC

    August 26, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    I agree, but the emergent goat, uh I mean seeker sensitives seem to be taking over…even here in my little town (pop 1500)…we have 3 churches..everyone of them is doing something like this…a bike blessings (Bikers bring motorcycles to get them blessed -Nazarene)…Movie Night (Methodist) and so it goes..sad..maybe I am just getting old..but 47 isnt really that old it? lol..


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