Angie: Wow, Ron… where did all of this money come from.
Ron: It is the result of my Trickle-Down Economics program. I’ll bet you George HW Bush doesn’t call it voodoo economics any longer!
Angie: Wow, that’s alot of money.
Ron: Yes, it’s seed money for the new Jeanne Dixon library that Nancy is planning to build…
Angie: Ron, why do you have so much money stashed away?
Ron: Nancy’s horoscope said to plan for extremely high inflation in the future when a muslim president would crash our economy.
Angie: That sounds more like Nostradamus…
Angie: Ron, I don’t believe it!
Ron: It’s true, I’m afraid. It’s called the Calvin Code. John Calvin’s picture was secretly removed from all US dollars and replaced with that 33rd degree Arminian, George Washington…
Angie: Why is all of this money in Rick Warren’s office safe, officer Ron?
Ron: It’s 10% of his “Purpose Driven” royalties… he hopes it will keep him out of Purgatory.
Angie: Why do you and Nancy keep so much money in your home safe, Ron?
Ron: We’re Arminians and we keep losing it…then getting it back…and losing it again…