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Front Porch Theology (Humor)

03 Jul

Dean:  That cow poke in the bar called me a saboteur so I spit rock gut in his eye.

Ricky:  Cool off, Dean. What he called you is a Sabellian.

John:  Also known as Modalism…a heresy found in pentacostal circles. They believe God moves from one person to the next but does not exist simultaneously as Father, Son, and Spirit.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I’m a Wesleyan Arminian…

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