Front Porch Theology (Humor)
Dean: That cow poke in the bar called me a saboteur so I spit rock gut in his eye.
Ricky: Cool off, Dean. What he called you is a Sabellian.
John: Also known as Modalism…a heresy found in pentacostal circles. They believe God moves from one person to the next but does not exist simultaneously as Father, Son, and Spirit.
Dean: Well now I’m really steamed because I’m a Wesleyan Arminian…