A Pirate Looks at Relevance (Satire)

10 Jun

Ahoy, me hearties… me name be Cap’t Graybeard and I bees yer new Pastor. In order to be relevant to the thievin’ scoundrels that live in this here part of the country, we be changin’ to a pirate theme here at Keelhaul Community Church. If’n you don’t like this new approach to broadenin’ our appeal, thar be the door!

Now let’s party like it were 1739…Rum all around!

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Posted by on June 10, 2011 in Uncategorized


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