Dean: John, I’m gonna slug that gunslinger over there. He associated me with those nuts that say Obama was born in Kenya.
John: Relax Dean. He didn’t call you a “birther”, he called you a “Barther”… someone associated with the teachings of Karl Barth, the swiss Theologian, who emphasized the importance of revelation in its focus upon Christ.
John: But now that you mention it, didn’t Obama attend college as a foreign student who claimed Indonesian citizenship?