Commentators on Acts (Humor)

10 Nov

The local King James Only Baptist Church held a dinner on the ground one Sunday afternoon. The featured activity after the meal was a contest in which entrants were to look like a famous figure from church history. Several reasonable attempts were made by the younger crowd to look like Martin Luther, John Wesley, CH Spurgeon, and others.

After a while, an old farmer dressed in overalls stepped up to the judges. He held out a weathered old ax and dropped a handful of Idaho potatoes on the axhead. The head judge looked cross-eyed at the farmer and said, “What on earth is this supposed to be?” The farmer replied, “Matthew Henry, Warren Wiersbe, and JW McGarvey… commentators on Acts…” The farmer walked away with the blue ribbon.

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