You Might Be A … (Humor)
If you think you can lose your salvation and then get it back again… you might be an Arminian.
If you believe that man can sovereignly choose good or evil apart from God’s grace through election… you might be a Pelagian.
If you believe it’s a good idea to replace Biblical sermons with drama, topical sermonettes, and dance… you might be a pragmatist.
If you believe that you have God within and you just need to find a way to connect to it… you might be a newager.
If you think that you know everything and that the world owes you everything you desire… you have to be a teenager!